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I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?

Paul Merton

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Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. With Major Major it had been all three. Based on quote from Shakespeare, Twelfth Night Act II, scene v: Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em.
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Paul Merton

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Born: July 9, 1957 (age 68)
Bio: Paul James Martin, known professionally as Paul Merton is an English writer, actor, comedian, radio and television presenter.
Known for:
  1. Have I Got News for You (Since 1990)
  2. Paul Merton: The Series (1991 – 1993)
  3. Room 101 (Since 1994)
  4. Paul Merton in China (2007)
  5. Paul Merton in India (Since 2008)

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