Paul DiLascia Quotes

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That's left as an exercise for the reader. You can't expect me to do everything.

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I was once hired to develop a Windows-based chemistry library for a company that builds reactors that burn toxic metal waste into harmless substances (really)

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Your 90MHz Pentium won't have any trouble doing arithmetic (except for certain divisions).

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If you're totally confused, don't worry, it means your brain is functioning normally.

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Stop beating your head, you might hurt yourself.

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A bug! A bug! Isn't it just so satisfying to discover bugs in other people's programs? Especially people from Microsoft. I don't know why, it's probably some kind of Freudian code-envy thing.

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Even MSJ readers will tire of watching Bill Gates adjust his glasses.

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