On being asked by a child what two mating dogs were doing:
The doggie in front has suddenly gone blind and the other one has very kindly offered to push him all the way to St Dunstan's.
The Sound of Two Hands Clapping (1975), Kenneth Tynan
The doggie in front has suddenly gone blind and the other one has very kindly offered to push him all the way to St Dunstan's.
The Sound of Two Hands Clapping (1975), Kenneth Tynan