Neil Simon - The Odd Couple (1966)

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He's too nervous to kill himself. He wears his seat belt in a drive-in movie.

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Oscar: I got brown sandwiches and green sandwiches…Well, what do you say?
Murray: What's the green?
Oscar: It's either very new cheese or very old meat.

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