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The Odd Couple (1966)
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He's too nervous to kill himself. He wears his seat belt in a drive-in movie.
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Oscar:
I got brown sandwiches and green sandwiches…Well, what do you say?
Murray:
What's the green?
Oscar:
It's either very new cheese or very old meat.
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The Constitution was the expression not only of a political faith, but also of political fears. It was wrought both as the organ of the national interest and as the bulwark of certain individual and local rights.
Herbert Croly
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Born:
July 4, 1927
Died:
August 26, 2018
(aged 91)
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