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I understand. You work very hard two days a week and you need a five-day weekend. That's normal.
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I read the obituaries every day just for the satisfaction of not seeing my name there.
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I can't stand whispering. Every time a doctor whispers in the hospital, next day there's a funeral.
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There is a marvelous turn and trick to British arrogance; its apparent unconsciousness makes it twice as effectual.
Catherine Drinker Bowen
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July 4, 1927
Died:
August 26, 2018
(aged 91)
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