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I understand. You work very hard two days a week and you need a five-day weekend. That's normal.
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I read the obituaries every day just for the satisfaction of not seeing my name there.
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I can't stand whispering. Every time a doctor whispers in the hospital, next day there's a funeral.
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The Constitution was the expression not only of a political faith, but also of political fears. It was wrought both as the organ of the national interest and as the bulwark of certain individual and local rights.
Herbert Croly
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July 4, 1927
Died:
August 26, 2018
(aged 91)
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