Molly Harper - Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs

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Vampires have bright eyes glistening white teeth unnaturally smooth skin and a certain animal magnetism. If they aren't pretty they starve. It's sort of like life in Los Angeles.

Molly Harper

If you want to hurt me, fine. Take my books. Burn down my house. Shave my head while I am sleeping. But nobody, nobody screws with my dog.

Molly Harper

Wal-mart started selling Vampire Home Defense Kits, including holy water, crosses, stakes, mallets, and a book of quick blessings to bar vampires from your door. The fact that these kits were generally useless didn't bother me nearly as much as the idea of holy water being sold at wal-mart.

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A woman puts on a new dress eyeliner lip gloss to please others. A woman paints her toes to please herself. And if there was one thing I was familiar with it was pleasing...There's no way to finish that sentence without embarrassing myself.

Molly Harper

The brain may die, but my compulsion for useless trivia lives on.

Molly Harper

You can take the girl out of the library, but you can't take the neurotic, compulsively curious librarian out of the girl.

Molly Harper