Wal-mart started selling Vampire Home Defense Kits, including holy water, crosses, stakes, mallets, and a book of quick blessings to bar vampires from your door. The fact that these kits were generally useless didn't bother me nearly as much as the idea of holy water being sold at wal-mart.

Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs (ed. Simon and Schuster, 2009) - ISBN: 9781439158579