Mitch Hedberg Quote

I got a king sized bed. I don't know any kings, but if one came over, I guess he'd be comfortable. "Oh, you're a king, you say? Well you won't believe what I have in store for you! It's to your exact specifications! I believe I can set up your old lady, too!"

Just For Laughs: On The Edge

I got a king sized bed. I don't know any kings, but if one came over, I guess he'd be comfortable. Oh, you're a king, you say? Well you won't believe ...

I got a king sized bed. I don't know any kings, but if one came over, I guess he'd be comfortable. Oh, you're a king, you say? Well you won't believe ...

I got a king sized bed. I don't know any kings, but if one came over, I guess he'd be comfortable. Oh, you're a king, you say? Well you won't believe ...

I got a king sized bed. I don't know any kings, but if one came over, I guess he'd be comfortable. Oh, you're a king, you say? Well you won't believe ...