Mitch Hedberg Quote

I saw this commercial on late night TV, it was for this thing you attach to a garden hose, it was like "You can water your hard-to-reach plants with this product." Who the fuck would make their plants hard to reach? That seems so very mean. "I know you need water, but I'm gonna make you hard to reach! I will throw water at you. Hopefully they will invent a product before you shrivel and die! Think like a cactus!"

Mitch All Together (2003)

I saw this commercial on late night TV, it was for this thing you attach to a garden hose, it was like You can water your hard-to-reach plants with...

I saw this commercial on late night TV, it was for this thing you attach to a garden hose, it was like You can water your hard-to-reach plants with...

I saw this commercial on late night TV, it was for this thing you attach to a garden hose, it was like You can water your hard-to-reach plants with...

I saw this commercial on late night TV, it was for this thing you attach to a garden hose, it was like You can water your hard-to-reach plants with...