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I had one anchovy, that's why I didn't have two anchovies.

I had one anchovy, that's why I didn't have two anchovies.

I had one anchovy, that's why I didn't have two anchovies.

I had one anchovy, that's why I didn't have two anchovies.

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All our power lies in both mind and body; we employ the mind to rule, the body rather to serve; the one we have in common with the Gods, the other with the brutes.

Mitch Hedberg

Mitch Hedberg

Born: February 24, 1968

Died: March 30, 2005 (aged 37)

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