So it said "You can have this product for four easy payments of 19.95." I would like to have a product that was available for three easy payments, and one fuckin' complicated payment! We ain't gonna tell you which payment it is, but one of these payments is gonna be a bitch. The mailman will get shot to death, the envelope will not seal, and the stamp will be in the wrong denomination; good luck, fucker! The last payment must be made in wampum!


track 11, "Three Easy Payments" - Mitch All Together (2003)

Mitch Hedberg Quotes

So it said You can have this product for four easy payments of 19.95. I would like to have a product that was available for three easy payments, and...

So it said You can have this product for four easy payments of 19.95. I would like to have a product that was available for three easy payments, and...

So it said You can have this product for four easy payments of 19.95. I would like to have a product that was available for three easy payments, and...

So it said You can have this product for four easy payments of 19.95. I would like to have a product that was available for three easy payments, and...