Mitch Hedberg Quote

Vending machines are a big part of my life. I like when you reach into the vending machine to grab your candy bar and that flap goes up to block you from reaching up. That's a good invention. Before then it was hard times for the vending machine owners, "What candy bar are you getting?", "That one... and every one on the bottom row!"


Mitch All Together (2003)


Vending machines are a big part of my life. I like when you reach into the vending machine to grab your candy bar and that flap goes up to block you...

Vending machines are a big part of my life. I like when you reach into the vending machine to grab your candy bar and that flap goes up to block you...

Vending machines are a big part of my life. I like when you reach into the vending machine to grab your candy bar and that flap goes up to block you...

Vending machines are a big part of my life. I like when you reach into the vending machine to grab your candy bar and that flap goes up to block you...