My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real...

My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. "Come on four billion!... Fuck! Seven. Not even close. I need some more dice. Four billion divided by six... At least. Snake eyes!" I just said "snake eyes." That's a gambling term. Or it's a animal term too.

Strategic Grill Locations (7 Sept. 1999)

Mitch Hedberg Quotes

My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. Come on four billion!... Fuck! Seven. Not even close. I need...

My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. Come on four billion!... Fuck! Seven. Not even close. I need...

My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. Come on four billion!... Fuck! Seven. Not even close. I need...

My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. Come on four billion!... Fuck! Seven. Not even close. I need...