I hope the next time I move I get a real easy phone number, something that's real easy to remember. Something like two two two two two two two. I would say "Sweet." And then people would say "Mitch, how do I get a hold of you?" I'd say "Just press two for a while and when I answer, you will know you have pressed two enough."


Strategic Grill Locations (7 Sept. 1999)

Mitch Hedberg Quotes

I hope the next time I move I get a real easy phone number, something that's real easy to remember. Something like two two two two two two two. I...

I hope the next time I move I get a real easy phone number, something that's real easy to remember. Something like two two two two two two two. I...

I hope the next time I move I get a real easy phone number, something that's real easy to remember. Something like two two two two two two two. I...

I hope the next time I move I get a real easy phone number, something that's real easy to remember. Something like two two two two two two two. I...