I don't have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks shit.


Mitch All Together (2003)

Mitch Hedberg Quotes

I don't have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks shit.

I don't have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks shit.

I don't have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks shit.

I don't have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks shit.