Mindy Kaling Quote

When I was twenty-five, I went on exactly four dates with a much older guy whom I'll call Peter Parker. I'm calling him Peter Parker because the actual guy's name was also alliterative, and because, well, it's my book and I'll name a guy I dated after Spider-Man's alter ego if I want to.

Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?: (And other concerns) (ed. Random House, 2013) - ISBN: 9781448177295