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Your wedding will not be what you think it is going to be, no matter what you think it is going to be.

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Planning your own coming-of-age experience may wither you prematurely, but just think of it this way: If you can get through this, childbirth should be a breeze.

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People have an annoying tendency to compare shoe prices with the cost of other things. They might say, 'Wow — those shoes cost as much as a sofa!' Well, this may be true, but the comparison is so silly. After all, you can't wear a sofa.

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Plastic shoes are to the shoe world what fast food is to fine cuisine.

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Of all the wonderful things that men and women share, shoes, tragically, are not one of them. This is because men lack the shoe chromosome.

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How to Tell a Good Pair of Shoes: Do you like them? Then they're good shoes.

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Remember when you were eleven years old and you thought how great it would be to get your period? And then you got it? That's what planning a wedding is like.

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The running shoe... could be called the Swiss Army knife of footwear... What appeal is there to a shoe whose only selling point is comfort?

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Mimi Pond

Mimi Pond

Bio: Mimi Pond is a cartoonist and a writer. Her highest-profile work was for The Simpsons, writing the first full-length broadcast episode, "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire" in 1989, which was nominated for two Emmy awards.

Known for:

Over Easy
The Customer is Always Wrong
Shoes never lie
The valley girls' guide to life

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