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Where do babies come from? Don't bother asking adults. They lie like pigs. However, diligent independent research and hours of playground consultation have yielded fruitful, if tentative, results. There are several theories. Near as we can figure out, it has something to do with acting ridiculous in the dark. We believe it is similar to dogs when they act peculiar and ride each other. This is called "making love". Careful study of popular song lyrics, advertising catch-lines, TV sitcoms, movies, and T-Shirt inscriptions offers us significant clues as to its nature. Apparently it makes grown-ups insipid and insane. Some graffiti was once observed that said "sex is good." All available evidence, however, points to the contrary.
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Homer Simpson: Kids are the best, Apu. You can teach them to hate the things you hate. And they practically raise themselves, what with the internet and all.
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Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
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Mr Burns: I'll keep it short and sweet. Family, religion, friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.
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Homer: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.
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Homer Simpson: Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
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To alcohol! The cause of…and solution to…all of life's problems.
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Homer:
You know Mr. Burns, you're the richest guy I know.
Mr. Burns:
Oh yes, but I'd trade it all for a little more.
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I quickly laugh at everything, for fear of having to cry.
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Born:
February 15, 1954
(age 71)
Bio:
Matthew Abram "Matt" Groening is an American cartoonist, writer, producer, animator, and voice actor. He is the creator of the comic strip Life in Hell and the television series The Simpsons and Futurama.
Known for:
The Simpsons (Since 1989)
Futurama (1999 – 2013)
The Simpsons Movie (2007)
Futurama: Bender's Big Score (2007)
The Longest Daycare (2012)
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