My only reaction to the Mona Lisa is the thought that if she went into a singles bar, she'd spend the entire evening buying her own drinks.


As quoted in: American National Biography (2006)

Mike Royko Quotes

My only reaction to the Mona Lisa is the thought that if she went into a singles bar, she'd spend the entire evening buying her own drinks.

My only reaction to the Mona Lisa is the thought that if she went into a singles bar, she'd spend the entire evening buying her own drinks.

My only reaction to the Mona Lisa is the thought that if she went into a singles bar, she'd spend the entire evening buying her own drinks.

My only reaction to the Mona Lisa is the thought that if she went into a singles bar, she'd spend the entire evening buying her own drinks.