Michele Jaffe - Bad Kitty (2006)

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For some reason my father saw no problem with us playing "barbie and ken go to Hawaii to save their marriage by picking up another couple for sexy good times," but if barbie and ken had gone to Hawaii to "rescue another couple from a crazed kidnapper," that would have been wrong.

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Little life lesson 23: before making a snide comment about someone else's outfit, check to see if you're wearing knee boots with fringe. if you answer yes, drop it. just do.

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Little Life Lesson 51: When selecting a member of a group to put on the Endangered Species List, it's probably best not to pick the least popular person, because there is always a chance everyone will shrug and be like, "Um, okay. Hey, anyone want pizza?" and leave.

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That arctic blast you're feeling? it's the chill coming off my cold shoulder

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