Michele Jaffe Quotes

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That arctic blast you're feeling? it's the chill coming off my cold shoulder

Michele Jaffe
I think it shows that sometimes for one person to keep breathing, something else has to stop.

Michele Jaffe
Little Life Lesson 51: When selecting a member of a group to put on the Endangered Species List, it's probably best not to pick the least popular person, because there is always a chance everyone will shrug and be like, "Um, okay. Hey, anyone want pizza?" and leave.

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Don't let them make you doubt yourself. All the greatest visionaries in history have been told they were insane at some point.

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Little life lesson 23: before making a snide comment about someone else's outfit, check to see if you're wearing knee boots with fringe. if you answer yes, drop it. just do.

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For some reason my father saw no problem with us playing "barbie and ken go to Hawaii to save their marriage by picking up another couple for sexy good times," but if barbie and ken had gone to Hawaii to "rescue another couple from a crazed kidnapper," that would have been wrong.

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I was thinking that maybe when everything around you changed all the time, it was nice to know that something would always be the same

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And we'd look at each other the way you do when you see someone on the street you think you recognize, but not quite. Someone you wish with all your heart were there but who is actually just a stranger. And you feel a kind of deep longing that hurts like a huge gash and your inability to fix it leaves you frustrated and angry and bone-deep lonely.

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You can only run away from a house. Home is something you run toward.

Michele Jaffe