I was in Starbucks and the person in front of me said: "Can I have a tall, skinny, black Americano please?"
I said: "Are you ordering coffee or voting in the US elections?"

Sometimes quoted as: [..] What are you ordering, coffee or a President?

2 September 2009

Comedian: Michael McIntyre[gq-magazine.co.uk]


I was in Starbucks and the person in front of me said: Can I have a tall, skinny, black Americano please? I said: Are you ordering coffee or voting...

I was in Starbucks and the person in front of me said: Can I have a tall, skinny, black Americano please? I said: Are you ordering coffee or voting...

I was in Starbucks and the person in front of me said: Can I have a tall, skinny, black Americano please? I said: Are you ordering coffee or voting...

I was in Starbucks and the person in front of me said: Can I have a tall, skinny, black Americano please? I said: Are you ordering coffee or voting...