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Even in English, Jews talked different. Gentiles have Rs. Jews were not given Rs by God. Gentiles said, "PaRk the caR." Jews said, "Pahk the cah."

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We Romans are rich. We've got a lot of gods. We've got a god for everything. The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation…but I hear that's coming quickly.

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One day God said, 'Let there be prey,' and he created pigeons, rabbits, lambs and Gene Wilder.

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Unrelieved lamenting would be intolerable. So, for every ten Jews, beating their breasts, God designated one to be crazy and amuse the breast-beaters.

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What we observe is not nature itself but nature exposed to our method of questioning. Our scientific work in physics consists in asking questions about nature in the language that we possess and trying to get an answer from experiment by the means that are at our disposal.
Werner Heisenberg

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Born: June 28, 1926 (age 98)
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