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Even in English, Jews talked different. Gentiles have Rs. Jews were not given Rs by God. Gentiles said, "PaRk the caR." Jews said, "Pahk the cah."
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We Romans are rich. We've got a lot of gods. We've got a god for everything. The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation…but I hear that's coming quickly.
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One day God said, 'Let there be prey,' and he created pigeons, rabbits, lambs and Gene Wilder.
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Unrelieved lamenting would be intolerable. So, for every ten Jews, beating their breasts, God designated one to be crazy and amuse the breast-beaters.
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It's like driving a car at night. You never see further than your headlights, but you can make the whole trip that way.
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June 28, 1926
(age 98)
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