Marty Feldman Quotes

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When I quoted Bulwer Lytton's "The pen is mightier than the sword" to Marty Feldman he added reflectively, "Yes, and considerably easier to write with."

Marty Feldman

Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient that you can't define, and it's that X ingredient between two people that make both a man and a woman good in bed. It's all relative. There are no rules.

Marty Feldman

Hookers have to deliver on their promise... unlike politicians.

Marty Feldman

Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.

Marty Feldman

I carry Keaton's photo around with me to remind me what happened to him. If the Hollywood system can destroy him it can destroy me.

Marty Feldman

I feel about Keaton the way an organist thinks of Bach.

Marty Feldman

I looked him up in the Cattle-breeder's Guide – he wasn't in there; I looked him up in the Standard Book of British Birds – he wasn't in there either; I finally found him in the Book of Revelations.

Marty Feldman

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician.

Marty Feldman

Marty Feldman

Marty Feldman

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Born: July 8, 1934

Died: December 2, 1982 (aged 48)

Bio: Martin Alan "Marty" Feldman was an English comedy writer, comedian, and actor, easily identified by his bulbous and crooked eyes.

Known for:

Young Frankenstein (1974)
Silent Movie (1976)
The Last Remake of Beau Geste (1977)
Yellowbeard

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