Maria Bamford Quote

I wish I'd get mad about something that actually, you know, kinda mattered. Go in Target and be like: "You know what? If you can't help me, then I need to speak to someone who can, because this is a three dollar pair of flip-flops made by a 5-year-old Guatemalan girl, and I'm not leaving until she gets benefits and an education under the NAFTA Fair Trade Agreement. You better go get a manager. This could take awhile."


How to WIN! (2006)


I wish I'd get mad about something that actually, you know, kinda mattered. Go in Target and be like: You know what? If you can't help me, then I...

I wish I'd get mad about something that actually, you know, kinda mattered. Go in Target and be like: You know what? If you can't help me, then I...

I wish I'd get mad about something that actually, you know, kinda mattered. Go in Target and be like: You know what? If you can't help me, then I...

I wish I'd get mad about something that actually, you know, kinda mattered. Go in Target and be like: You know what? If you can't help me, then I...