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Life's just a merry-go-round. Come on up. You might get a brass ring.
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I learned that two and two are four and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.
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Brains are an asset to the woman in love who's smart enough to hide 'em.
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Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.
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You're no oil painting, but you're a fascinating monster.
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Men are all alike - except the one you've met who's different.
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I always say, keep a diary and some day it'll keep you.
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Let's forget the six feet and talk about the seven inches.
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I'm the kinda girl who works for Paramount by day, and Fox all night
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It's not the men in my life that counts, it's the life in my men.
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Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.
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I enjoyed the courtroom as just another stage but not so amusing as Broadway.
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She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
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Money is of value for what it buys, and in love it buys time, place, intimacy, comfort, and a private corner alone.
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You may admire a girl's curves on first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles.
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Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.
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You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini.
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It's all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he's perfect.
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One and one is two; two and two is four; and "five will get you ten" if you work it right!
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Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.
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If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.
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Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.
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'Goodness, what beautiful diamonds!'
'Goodness had nothing to do with it.'
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A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.
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It's not what I do, but the way I do it. It's not what I say, but the way I say it.
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I never set out to make men a career; it just happened that way.
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Alison Skipworth:
You forget I've been an actress for forty years.
Mae West:
Don't worry, dear. I'll keep your secret.
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Between two evils, I generally like to pick the one I never tried before.
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Judge:
Are you trying to show contempt for this court?
West:
No, I'm doing my best to hide it.
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In my long and colorful career, one thing stands out: I have been misunderstood.
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Born:
August 17, 1893
Died:
November 22, 1980
(aged 87)
Bio:
Mary Jane "Mae" West was an American actress, singer, playwright, screenwriter, and sex symbol whose entertainment career spanned seven decades.
Known for:
She Done Him Wrong (1933)
I'm No Angel (1933)
Sextette (1978)
Night After Night (1932)
My Little Chickadee (1940)
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