Louis C.K. Quote

One time, I threw a candy wrapper on the street … I was with a friend who said to me, You just littered on the street! Don't you care about the environment? And I thought about it, and I said, You know what? This in't the environment. This is New York City … New York City is not the environment. New York City is a giant piece of litter. Next to Mexico City, [it's] the shittiest piece of litter in the world. Just a pussy, runny, smokin', stinkin' piece of litter.

Live at the Beacon Center, 2011