I want a man as nice as my retarded dog, but one that doesn't crap on the floor.


The Idiot Girls' Action-Adventure Club: True Tales from a Magnificent and Clumsy Life (ed. Villard, 2002) - ISBN: 9781588362438

Laurie Notaro Quotes

I want a man as nice as my retarded dog, but one that doesn't crap on the floor.

I want a man as nice as my retarded dog, but one that doesn't crap on the floor.

I want a man as nice as my retarded dog, but one that doesn't crap on the floor.

I want a man as nice as my retarded dog, but one that doesn't crap on the floor.