Kurt Vonnegut Short Quotes

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When the excrement hit the air conditioner

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Our president is a Christian? So was Adolf Hitler.

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Humor is an almost physiological response to fear.

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It is a gruesome Disneyland. Nobody is cute there.

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I never knew a writer's wife who wasn't beautiful.

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Humor is a way of holding off how awful life can be.

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Evolution is so creative. That's how we got giraffes.

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Everybody's shaking in his boots, so don't be bluffed.

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Pretend to be good always, and even God will be fooled.

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I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all.

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Peculiar Travel Suggestions are Dancing Lessons From God

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Being an American means never having to say you're sorry.

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Most kids can't afford to go to Harvard to be misinformed.

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You were sick, but now you're well, and there's work to do.

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We are healthy only to the extent that our ideas are humane.

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It's a very mixed blessing to be brought back from the dead.

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The hare of history once more overtakes the tortoise of art.

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What is it, what can it possibly be about blowjobs and golf?

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Having a yacht is a reason for being more cheerful than most.

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Quoth the doorbell with its silence, no comment at this time.

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Give the reader at least one character he or she can root for.

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No good at life, but very funny sometimes with the commentary.

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Trust a crowd to look at the wrong end of a miracle every time.

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All of the true things I am about to tell you are shameless lies.

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Old Norwegian Proverb: Swedes have short dicks but long memories.

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They do not love one another because they do not love themselves.

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What good is a planet called Earth, after all, if you own no land?

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Everyone now knows how to find the meaning of life within himself.

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I had made her so unhappy that she had developed a sense of humor.
Rabo Karabekian speaking

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How complicated and unpredictable the machinery of life really is.

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