Kurt Vonnegut - God Quotes

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The mountebank told them that God was surely trying to kill them, possibly because He was through with them, and that they should have the good manners to die. This, as you can see, they did.

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Take Care of the People, and God Almighty Will Take Care of Himself.

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Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you've got about a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies — "God damn it, you've got to be kind."

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I couldn't help wondering if that was what God put me on Earth for—to find out how much a man could take without breaking.

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Someday, someday, this crazy world will have to end,
And our God will take things back that He to us did lend.
And if, on that sad day, you want to scold our God,
Why go right ahead and scold Him. He'll just smile and nod.

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Pretend to be good always, and even God will be fooled.

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If God were alive today, he would have to be an atheist, because the excrement has hit the air-conditioning big time, big time.

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I saw the destruction of Dresden. I saw the city before and then came out of an air-raid shelter and saw it afterward, and certainly one response was laughter. God knows, that's the soul seeking some relief.

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