I asked Rob Roy where he had gone to college.
"Yale," he said.
I told him what Helen Dole said about Yale, that it ought to be called "Plantation Owners' Tech."
"I don't get it," he said.
"I had to ask her to explain it myself," I said. "She said Yale was where plantation owners learned how to get the natives to kill each other instead of them."


Hocus Pocus (1990)

Kurt Vonnegut Quotes

I asked Rob Roy where he had gone to college. Yale, he said. I told him what Helen Dole said about Yale, that it ought to be called Plantation...

I asked Rob Roy where he had gone to college. Yale, he said. I told him what Helen Dole said about Yale, that it ought to be called Plantation...

I asked Rob Roy where he had gone to college. Yale, he said. I told him what Helen Dole said about Yale, that it ought to be called Plantation...

I asked Rob Roy where he had gone to college. Yale, he said. I told him what Helen Dole said about Yale, that it ought to be called Plantation...