Son — they say there isn't any royalty in this country, but do you want me to tell you how to be king of the United States of America? Just fall through the hole in a privy and come out smelling like a rose.


The Sirens of Titan (1959)


Son — they say there isn't any royalty in this country, but do you want me to tell you how to be king of the United States of America? Just fall...

Son — they say there isn't any royalty in this country, but do you want me to tell you how to be king of the United States of America? Just fall...

Son — they say there isn't any royalty in this country, but do you want me to tell you how to be king of the United States of America? Just fall...

Son — they say there isn't any royalty in this country, but do you want me to tell you how to be king of the United States of America? Just fall...