Kingsley Amis Quotes

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There was no end to the ways in which nice things are nicer than nasty ones.

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It was no wonder that people were so horrible when they started life as children.

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He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic.

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A dusty thudding in his head made the scene before him beat like a pulse. His mouth had been used as a latrine by some small creature of the night, and then as its mausoleum. During the night, too, he'd somehow been on a cross-country run and then been expertly beaten up by secret police. He felt bad.

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Outside every fat man there was an even fatter man trying to close in.

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We men have got love well weighed up; our stuff
Can get by without it.
Women don't seem to think that's good enough;
They write about it.

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Work was like cats were supposed to be: if you disliked and feared it and tried to keep out if its way, it knew at once and sought you out and jumped on your lap and climbed all over you to show how much it loved you. Please God, he thought, don't let me die in harness.

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Education is one thing and instruction, however worthy, necessary and incidentally or monetarily educative, another.

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[Science fiction is] that class of prose narrative treating of a situation that could not arise in the world we know, but which is hypothesised on the basis of some innovation in science or technology, or pseudo-science or pseudo-technology, whether human or extra-terrestrial in origin. It is distinguished from pure fantasy by its need to achieve verisimilitude and win the 'willing suspension of disbelief' through scientific plausibility.

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It is natural and harmless in English to use a preposition to end a sentence with.

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It's never pleasant to have one's unquestioning beliefs put in their historical context, as I know from experience, I can assure you.

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No pleasure is worth giving up for the sake of two more years in a geriatric home in Weston-super-Mare.

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A blonde girl wearing a man's shirt but in all other visible respects unmanly to the point of outright effeminacy.

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If you can't annoy somebody with what you write, I think there's little point in writing.

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Women are really much nicer than men:
No wonder we like them.

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Wives and such are constantly filling up any refrigerator they have a claim on, even its ice-compartment, with irrelevant rubbish like food.

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The rewards for being sane may not be very many, but knowing what's funny is one of them.

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It's quite a problem for retired people, I do see. All of a sudden the evening starts starting after breakfast. All those hours with nothing to stay sober for. Or nothing to naturally stay sober during, if you see what I…We used to laugh at Malcolm's dad, the way he used to mark up the wireless programs in Radio Times in different-coloured pencils. Never caught him listening to any of them but it was an hour taken care of.

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Doing what you wanted to do was the only training, and the only preliminary, needed for doing more of what you wanted to do.

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Consciousness was upon him before he could get out of the way.

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