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Me: Well, you see, I, uh, I'm a cancer survivor.
Person 1: And how's that working out for you?
Me: Well, you see, I, uh, used to have leukemia.
Person 2: Dude, how come you're not, like, BALD?
Me: Well, you see, I, uh, I had acute lymphocytic lymphoma when I was five.
Person 3: Whoa. THAT must'a sucked. I once had my tonsils out...
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Well your mom was right, in a way. What do you mean? He DID fall, right? So he wasn't safe on the stool. Thanks, Annette. Thanks a lot. That's exactly what I needed to hear right now. You're a very inspiring person, you know that?
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I like too many things and get all confused and hung-up running from one falling star to another till I drop. This is the night, what it does to you. I had nothing to offer anybody except my own confusion.
Jack Kerouac
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July 4, 1969
(age 55)
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