It's amazing—my parents call everything a discussion. If I were standing across the street, firing a bazooka at my mother, while my father was launching mortar back at me, and Jeffery was charging down the driveway with a grenade in his teeth, my parents would say we should stop having this public "discussion".


Drums, Girls, and Dangerous Pie (ed. 2010)


It's amazing—my parents call everything a discussion. If I were standing across the street, firing a bazooka at my mother, while my father was...

It's amazing—my parents call everything a discussion. If I were standing across the street, firing a bazooka at my mother, while my father was...

It's amazing—my parents call everything a discussion. If I were standing across the street, firing a bazooka at my mother, while my father was...

It's amazing—my parents call everything a discussion. If I were standing across the street, firing a bazooka at my mother, while my father was...