The Scooby gang doesn't travel because they are looking for crimes to solve. They travel because they're one step ahead of the deprogrammers. Somehow, Fred's got them all snookered. It probably has something to do with the Scooby Snacks.

Your Hate Mail Will Be Graded: A Decade of Whatever, 1998-2008 (ed. Tor Books, 2010) - ISBN: 9781429967716