John Oliver Quote

… we were in a situation where, in the event of us launching a nuclear strike, the President's command would theoretically have gone through a man gambling with fake poker chips, who would've then tried to call a drunk guy wrestling with a Russian George Harrison, who would've then needed to send someone with a bag full of burritos to wake up an officer and tell him to go grab an LP-sized floppy disk and begin the solemn process of ending the world as we know it.

Summary of 2013–2014 reports on U.S. nuclear readiness and scandals surrounding senior commanders - Last Week Tonight (2014–present)

… we were in a situation where, in the event of us launching a nuclear strike, the President's command would theoretically have gone through a man...

… we were in a situation where, in the event of us launching a nuclear strike, the President's command would theoretically have gone through a man...

… we were in a situation where, in the event of us launching a nuclear strike, the President's command would theoretically have gone through a man...

… we were in a situation where, in the event of us launching a nuclear strike, the President's command would theoretically have gone through a man...