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This winter
I hope you get a splinter
if you make a toboggan
and it is a mahog'un
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In the beginning was the dog
the real name of Jehovah is Rover
Adam's rib is buried in the garden
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My grandmother used to say
before you moan about the muck on someone else's glasses
make sure you're not on about the muck on your own
her glasses were filthy
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From Bradford Yorkshire to Bristol Temple Meads
you don't have to change your underwear
but you have to change at Leeds
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Good authors, too, who once knew better words Now only use four-letter words Writing prose — Anything goes.
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Born:
October 1, 1953
(age 71)
Bio:
John Richard Hegley is an English performance poet, comedian, musician and songwriter.
Known for:
My dog is a carrot (2002)
New & Selected Potatoes (2013)
Stanley's Stick (2011)
Glad to Wear Glasses (1990)
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