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This winter
I hope you get a splinter
if you make a toboggan
and it is a mahog'un


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In the beginning was the dog
the real name of Jehovah is Rover
Adam's rib is buried in the garden


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My grandmother used to say
before you moan about the muck on someone else's glasses
make sure you're not on about the muck on your own

her glasses were filthy


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From Bradford Yorkshire to Bristol Temple Meads
you don't have to change your underwear
but you have to change at Leeds


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John Hegley

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Born: October 1, 1953 (age 71)
Bio: John Richard Hegley is an English performance poet, comedian, musician and songwriter.
Known for:
  1. My dog is a carrot (2002)
  2. New & Selected Potatoes (2013)
  3. Stanley's Stick (2011)
  4. Glad to Wear Glasses (1990)

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