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Romance is all about making a story out of our love
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Well, it's possible to be mentally ill and rational.
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My other pro-tolerance message is also condescending.
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Live for today you retarded little shit. The end is near.
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There are plenty of fish in the sea, if I run out of women.
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I want to make something, and I want people to know I made it.
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My problem is that I can't come unless Johnny Cash is playing.
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The family that prays together, still probably dies in the fire.
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Alzheimer's disease is death before death, and I'm terrified of it.
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My dead family and I are in your debt, and I long to help you in any way I can.
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I never wanted anything to happen to my parents, but a hero needs an origin story.
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The world needs balance, and if I have to be unbalanced to supply it then so be it.
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The depression and suicidal fantasies of three years ago are nothing but a memory to me now.
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I had a shirt made up that says, "I consistently make poor life choices." The shirt was not very popular.
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Now, I recognize that these are very real possibilities." I said. "But let's pretend for a second that they aren't.
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I have a form of ESP that allows me to consistently pick losing lottery numbers, and generally make poor life choices.
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Sometimes Margaret tells herself that there's a moral difference between killing kittens for no reason and what she does.
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Now I feel I am ready to face a world with sharp corners and all. I feel I am ready to come to work for Abrasion Enterprises.
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I've always known I'd be a bank robber. So judge all you want, ladies and gentlemen. Because you never did become an astronaut.
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I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
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And when our sun explodes and we are all destroyed, we'll be rocks and chunks of I am not sure what, and maybe we'll rain down on somewhere else.
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When the end comes, I hope it's as strange as that. I hope that the sky tears open and the world is washed with colors that we've never seen before.
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Sometimes I think dent-resistant side panels are a waste of money, but then I remember ladies be always throwing themselves at my car, and titties can wreak havoc on a paint job.
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I am writing to apply for the position of bookkeeper. Attached, you will find my list of qualifications. I have been keeping books for four years now, and I am never going to give them back.
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... There's a romance to danger. There's a romance to drinking, to drugs, to petty crime and to heartbreak and loneliness. All of those things can be used to make the STORY of our lives better.
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The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning it.
Edward Bulwer-Lytton
Joey Comeau
Born:
September 26, 1980
(age 43)
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