Joey Comeau - Poor Quotes

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I'm tired of the moral high ground. We've already got more than our share of Gandhis in "the movement". We need a General Patton. No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor bastard die for HIS country.

Joey Comeau

I had a shirt made up that says, "I consistently make poor life choices." The shirt was not very popular.

Joey Comeau

I have a form of ESP that allows me to consistently pick losing lottery numbers, and generally make poor life choices.

Joey Comeau