While walking down the street I met a little boy. I don't believe he was over eight years old. He looked very bright so I said to him, "Young man, I'll bet you don't know how many letters there are in the alphabet?" And the little fellow looked up and said, "I'll bet you that you don't know how many letters there are in the post office." Well sir, he had me there.


Vaudeville From The Honky Tonks To The Palace (1953)

Joe Laurie Quotes

While walking down the street I met a little boy. I don't believe he was over eight years old. He looked very bright so I said to him, Young man,...

While walking down the street I met a little boy. I don't believe he was over eight years old. He looked very bright so I said to him, Young man,...

While walking down the street I met a little boy. I don't believe he was over eight years old. He looked very bright so I said to him, Young man,...

While walking down the street I met a little boy. I don't believe he was over eight years old. He looked very bright so I said to him, Young man,...