Joan Rivers - Time Quotes

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On Mick Jagger:

The lips, the lips! He could French kiss a moose or blow a tuba from both ends at the same time.

Joan Rivers

Why do wives have to spend so much time dusting, vacuuming, mopping, making beds, washing dishes, when you just have to do it all again six months later?

Joan Rivers

You have to do more than just kill time or time will quickly kill you.

Joan Rivers