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My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese. Most of it's missing and what's there stinks.
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If you don't think that all life is improvisation, then you haven't been paying attention. Life is what happens to you while you're making other plans.
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In life the only thing that you can expect is the unexpected; the only surprise is a day that has none.
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Life is a movie, and you're the star. Give it a happy ending.
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Most of the slaves, who were thus unconditionally freed, returned without any solicitation to their former masters, to serve them, at stated wages; as free men. The work, which they now did, was found to better done than before.
Thomas Clarkson
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June 8, 1933
Died:
September 4, 2014
(aged 81)
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