Jim Bouton Quote

Jim Pagliaroni joined the club tonight and is going to be a welcome addition. He was describing a girl that one of the ballplayers had been out with and said, It's hard to say exactly what she looked like. She was kind of Joe Torre with tits. This joke can only be explained with a picture of Joe Torre. But I'm not sure any exist. He dissolves camera lenses.

Ball four: my life and hard times throwing the knuckleball in the Big Leagues (ed. Dell Pub Co, 1970)