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I used to think I was great in bed until I discovered that all my girlfriends suffered from asthma.

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I'm actually a bisexual necrophiliac - I'll shag anything that doesn't move.

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My mother thinks I'm at Kings cross right now buying drugs off a prostitute. If she knew I was on the BBC, she'd kill me.

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My idea of Comic Relief is switching Victoria Wood off.

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I only hate two things - living things, and objects.

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Jerry Sadowitz

Jerry Sadowitz

Born: November 4, 1961 (age 63)
Bio: Jerry Sadowitz is an American-born Scottish stand-up comic and card magician, known for his frequently controversial "sick humour".

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