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My idea of Comic Relief is switching Victoria Wood off.
I only hate two things - living things, and objects.
I used to think I was great in bed until I discovered that all my girlfriends suffered from asthma.
My mother thinks I'm at Kings cross right now buying drugs off a prostitute. If she knew I was on the BBC, she'd kill me.
I'm actually a bisexual necrophiliac - I'll shag anything that doesn't move.
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When you take the UNCF model that, what a waste it is to lose one's mind, or not to have a mind is being very wasteful, how true that is.
November 4, 1961
Jerry Sadowitz is an American-born Scottish stand-up comic and card magician, known for his frequently controversial "sick humour".
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