I once had to dispense with a literary agent because she drank too much. She was very surprised but I pointed out to her, quite logically I thought, that one of us had to be sober and it certainly wan't going to be me.


From his 'Low Life' column in The Spectator (29.10.88)


I once had to dispense with a literary agent because she drank too much. She was very surprised but I pointed out to her, quite logically I thought,...

I once had to dispense with a literary agent because she drank too much. She was very surprised but I pointed out to her, quite logically I thought,...

I once had to dispense with a literary agent because she drank too much. She was very surprised but I pointed out to her, quite logically I thought,...

I once had to dispense with a literary agent because she drank too much. She was very surprised but I pointed out to her, quite logically I thought,...