Jeff Lindsay Short Quotes

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The mind picks some very bad times to take a walk doesn't it?

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I mean, really: what kind of person could possibly dislike me?

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Or was he saying, "Hi! Wanna play?" And I did. Of course I did.

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I was never more alive than when the Dark Passenger was driving.

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Perhaps because I'll never be one, humans are interesting to me.

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The whole point of wearing a disguise was to be seen wearing her.

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I know family comes first, but shouldn't that mean after breakfast?

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No big deal. We all have blood in us, the trick is keeping it inside.

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Our universe is ruled by random whim, inhabited by people who laugh at logic.

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That's why I liked him, I think. Another guy pretending to be human, just like me.

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I think that's nice, and if I could have feelings at all I would have them for Deb.

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It's like, everything really is two ways, the way we all pretend it is and the way it really is

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I sighed; as comforting as it may be to some of us, sarcasm, like youth, is wasted on the young.

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It revealed a cruelty that really made one wonder if the universe was such a good idea after all.

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Being torn apart by far too many loyalties that could not possibly live together in the same brain.

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Nothing in life is fair. Fair is a dirty word and I'll thank you not to use that language around me.

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What do you want a clock for? To find out what time it is, I said. I think that's the usual purpose.

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Money to me had always been merely something the sheep used to show each other how wonderful they were.

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And what did you do last night, Dexter? Oh, I played with my dolls while a friend chopped up my sister.

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I often find myself in situations where it seems to me like everyone else has read the instruction book

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I had killed our careful relationship by driving my tongue through its heart and pushing it off a cliff.

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For my part, my interest in Paris had faded away completely long ago when I learned that it was in France.

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And as we should all know by now, anytime you predict failure you have an excellent chance of being right.

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Really now: If you can't get me my newspaper on time, how can you expect me to refrain from killing people?

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It was such an unexpected and genuine smile that if I only had a soul I'm sure I would have felt quite guilty.

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I really am guilty, of many somethings, all of them lethal and very enjoyable and technically not quite legal.

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Of course, having information to use is one thing. Knowing what it means and how to use it is a different story.

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I don't do my job to catch the bad guys. Why would I want to do that? No, I do my job to make order out of chaos.

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I had become a perfect fake human, saying the stupid and pointless things that humans say to each other all day long.

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But what could I do? Be stupid for a while? I wasn't sure I knew how, even after so many years of careful observation.

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