Jeff Foxworthy - Shoot Quotes

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You know, I remember Career Day in high school. I remember plumbers and lawyers... I don't remember a booth where you could sign up to learn how to shoot chickens out of a cannon at the windshield of an airplane, 'cause there would have been a line at my school to do that!

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You break into my house, I will shoot you. My wife will shoot you and then spend thirty minutes telling you why she shot you.

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