Jeff Foxworthy - School Quotes

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Hell, when I was in high school, a "drive-by shooting" meant somebody had their rear end hanging out a car window!

Jeff Foxworthy

You know, I remember Career Day in high school. I remember plumbers and lawyers... I don't remember a booth where you could sign up to learn how to shoot chickens out of a cannon at the windshield of an airplane, 'cause there would have been a line at my school to do that!

Jeff Foxworthy