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You know, I remember Career Day in high school. I remember plumbers and lawyers... I don't remember a booth where you could sign up to learn how to shoot chickens out of a cannon at the windshield of an airplane, 'cause there would have been a line at my school to do that!

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If you're a man and you can't remember the last time you had sex with a woman, you're either gay or married.

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Born: September 6, 1958 (age 66)
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